What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 00:25

The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
What is the reason for the high rate of unmarried individuals in America, particularly among males?
-All the bad guys are black.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?
Goldfinger
Octopussy
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
You Only Live Twice
From Russia With Love
Why do our deceased do not protect us from other bad spirits?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why are Trump supporters so incredibly stupid?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
What does the Bible say about the Antichrist? How will we know when he arrives on the scene?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Live and Let Die
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Can shaving hair by Veet in our vagina cause diseases?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Moonraker
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…